Monday, September 25, 2006
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8 comments:
That's nothing, I was riding my bike on the bike trail the other day and I saw a woman rollerblading, talking on a cellphone, and SMOKING A CIGARETTE all at the same time!
Well, okay, even better-- today I was riding my bike on the bike trail and I saw a woman rollerblading, with a cigarette in her mouth, and she was TEXT MESSAGING on a cell phone!
Yeah, well I was over on the east river syringe park and I saw this chick rollerblading, talking on a cellphone, SMOKING, AND holding a leash while this little fuckin dog sprinted along trying to keep up with her wondering if she was INSANE!
Okay, I was taking upskirt photos in Drumgoole Plaza the other day and I saw this famous supermodel (not sayin’ who!) rollerblading, with a cellphone in one hand and a big fuckn oversized chocolate chip and blueberry muffin from Connecticut Muffin (she was holding it with the bag) in the other hand!
Hey that was me! Just kidding! Hey I saw this chick lilke two weeks ago that warm sudnay the last of the year Im aftraid-- over by the Veteranarians park, the big part, this chick was carrying a BOOMBOX (fuck allyou ipod people!) in one arm and a mojitto in her other hand and the boombox was BLASTIING that JAN HAMMMER Miami Vice theme song!!! I AM not kidding.
Okay, so TODAY I saw this guy with THREE dogs, all on leashes (all different sizes and shapes and varieties) and he was GLIDING along, because he was on ROLLER BLADES. The dogs were pulling him along. When I got to the Everything Hemp store I borrowed the phone and reported him to the SPCA.
I was just out in LA, and this is all nothing! Its a regualar sight out their to see TWINS who both look like Paris HIlton roller bladding along with matching pink POODLES on leashes and smoiking cigarettes with the leash hand and talking on CELLPHONES with the other. Identlcaly dreessed to!
It's been so warm lately that people think it's SPRING already! I saw several people out roller-blading today. And this one woman was like EIGHT FEET TALL and TOPLESS, and she had a six hundred pound TIGER on a leash like it was a dog. She was going along, text messaging on one phone while talking on another, and all the while HITTING A BONG.
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